Further Delays

My grandmother has been in the hospital all week, so I haven’t had any free time to update.

Update coming later tonight.

Hilarity

\"Look, Brittany is spouting horns!\"

Dated: July 14, 2002

“Look, Brittany is spouting [sic] horns!”

\"Those aren\'t horns, they\'re hats!\"

“Those aren’t horns, they’re hats!”

IT’S SO FUNNY IT HURTS.

If I make it through this album without blood shooting out of my ears, somebody better give me an award.

Strike a Pose

\"How\'s this pose, mom?\"

Dated: June 23, 2002

“How’s this pose, mom?”

Something about posting pictures of other people’s children on the internet and making fun of them bothers me.

Just kidding. That baby is fat.

Implied Nudity

\"Oh my gosh, Stan! Put some clothes on!\"

No Date

“Oh my gosh, Stan! Put some clothes on!”

Aw yeah, I’m finally getting to the racy stuff!

REGULAR POSTING HAS RESUMED.

Yes, I’m back finally. I’ve posted a backdated entry for each day that I’ve missed! Turns out this takes a hell of a lot more time to do when I have to scan eight of them at once. The posts are all very light on random links though, but that’s just because it’s 1am and I don’t feel like digging through my bookmarks.

-Finder

Premature Balding

\"Gram, am I going BLAD?\"

Dated: June 23, 2002

“Gram, am I going BALD?”

No, but you are going DUMB!

Yeah, I totally just called out that baby. What do you think of that?

Hunt and Peck, Bitches!

\"Take a typing class, Jan.\"

Dated: January 23, 2002 (Duh… again)

“Take a typing class, Jan.”

Yeah, Jan, what the hell is your problem?

A Picture is Worth…

\"Grandma, are you deaf?! I\'m hungry!\"

Dated: July 17, 2004 (Duh)

“Grandma, are you deaf?! I’m hungry!”

… Nevermind. I have nothing to say to this.