Lost and Sold

Further Delays

Finder — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:51:27 +0000

My grandmother has been in the hospital all week, so I haven’t had any free time to update.

Update coming later tonight.

Hilarity

Finder — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:56:05 +0000

Dated: July 14, 2002

“Look, Brittany is spouting [sic] horns!”

“Those aren’t horns, they’re hats!”

IT’S SO FUNNY IT HURTS.

If I make it through this album without blood shooting out of my ears, somebody better give me an award.

Strike a Pose

Finder — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:03:47 +0000

Dated: June 23, 2002

“How’s this pose, mom?”

Something about posting pictures of other people’s children on the internet and making fun of them bothers me.

Just kidding. That baby is fat.

Implied Nudity

Finder — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:18:58 +0000

No Date

“Oh my gosh, Stan! Put some clothes on!”

Aw yeah, I’m finally getting to the racy stuff!

REGULAR POSTING HAS RESUMED.

Yes, I’m back finally. I’ve posted a backdated entry for each day that I’ve missed! Turns out this takes a hell of a lot more time to do when I have to scan eight of them at once. The posts are all very light on random links though, but that’s just because it’s 1am and I don’t feel like digging through my bookmarks.

-Finder

Premature Balding

Finder — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:11:54 +0000

Dated: June 23, 2002

“Gram, am I going BALD?”

No, but you are going DUMB!

Yeah, I totally just called out that baby. What do you think of that?

Hunt and Peck, Bitches!

Finder — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:02:59 +0000

Dated: January 23, 2002 (Duh… again)

“Take a typing class, Jan.”

Yeah, Jan, what the hell is your problem?

A Picture is Worth…

Finder — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:59:12 +0000

Dated: July 17, 2004 (Duh)

“Grandma, are you deaf?! I’m hungry!”

… Nevermind. I have nothing to say to this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Finder — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:48:58 +0000

Dated: November, 2004

“I’m sick of spinach!”

Screaming baby or Tyra Banks? You be the judge.

Another Album?

Finder — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:45:22 +0000

No date.

“Get it even!”

You mean there might be another one of these damn albums out there?

Damnit.

The Days Before Digital

Finder — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:38:21 +0000

No date.

“Grandma’s wonderful photography skills…”

These people just keep taking the words right out of my mouth.

Or, right off my fingertips, I suppose.